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Do you find this funny, "Do you write god letters?"?
"I GOT YOUR MAMA"
Little Carol came into the kitchen where her mother was making
dinner.
Her birthday was coming up and she thought this was a good time
to tell her mother what she wanted. Mom, I want a bike for my
birthday.
Now, Little Carol was a bit of a troublemaker. She had gotten
into trouble at school and at home.. Carols mother asked her if she
thought she deserved to get a bike for her birthday. Little Carol, of
course, thought she did.
Carols mother, being a Christian woman, wanted her to reflect
on her behavior over the last year, and write a letter to God and tell
him why she deserved a bike for her birthday. Little Carol stomped up
the steps to her room and sat down to write God a letter.
________________________________
LETTER 1:
Dear God:
I have been a very good girl this year and I would like a bike
for my birthday. I want a red one. Your friend, Carol
Carol knew this wasnt true. She had not been a very good girl
this year, so she tore up the letter and started over.
________________________________
LETTER 2:
Dear God:
This is your friend Carol. I have been a pretty good girl this
year, and I would like a red bike for my birthday.
Thank you, Carol
Carol knew this wasnt true either. She tore up the letter and
started again.
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LETTER 3:
Dear God:
I know I havent been a good girl this year. I am very sorry.
I will be a good girl if you just send me a red bike for my birthday.
Thank you, Carol
Carol knew, even if it was true, this letter was not going to
get her a bike. By now, she was very upset. She went downstairs and
told her mother she wanted to go to church. Carols mother thought her
plan had worked because Carol looked very sad.
Just be home in time for dinner, her mother said. Carol walked
down the street to the church and up to the altar. She looked around to
see if anyone was there. She picked up a statue of the Virgin Mary ,
slipped it under her jacket and ran out of the church, down the street,
into her house, and up to her room. She shut the door and sat down and
wrote her letter to God....
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LETTER 4:
I GOT YOUR MAMA.
IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN, SEND THE BIKE.
Signed, YOU KNOW WHO
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20091020152917AAYVtLI
R&S is gong to eat me up :D
Answer: LMAO That is so freaking hilarious hahah Good one! It made my day, in fact. Which is kinda sad when you think about it, lol.
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can you solve this?
Confessions of Bobby?
Little Bobby came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner.
His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted.
"Mom, I want a bike for my birthday." Little Bobby was a bit of a troublemaker.
He had gotten into trouble at school and at home. Bobbys mother asked him if he thought he deserved to get a bike for his birthday. Little Bobby, of course, thought he did.
Bobbys mother wanted Bobby to reflect on his behavior over the last year.
"Go to your room, Bobby, and think about how you have behaved this year.
Then write a letter to God and tell him why you deserve a bike for your birthday." Little Bobby stomped up the steps to his room and sat down to write God a letter.
Letter 1
Dear God,
I have been a very good boy this year and I would like a bike for my birthday. I want a red one.
Your friend,
Bobby
Bobby knew that this wasnt true. He had not been a very good boy this year, so he tore up the letter.
1 year ago
Additional Details
1 year ago
Letter 2
Dear God,
This is your friend Bobby. I have been a good boy this year and I would like a red bike for my birthday.
Thank you.
Your friend Bobby
Bobby knew that this wasnt true either. So, he tore up the letter and started again.
Letter 3
Dear God,
I have been an "OK "boy this year. I still would really like a bike for my birthday.
Bobby
Bobby knew he could not send this letter to God either. So, Bobby wrote a fourth letter.
Letter 4
God,
I know I havent been a good boy this year. I am very sorry. I will be a good boy if you just send me a bike for my birthday. Please!
Thank you,
Bobby
Bobby knew, even if it was true, this letter was not going to get him a bike.
Now, Bobby was very upset. He went downstairs and told his mom that he wanted to go to church. Bobbys mother thought her plan had worked, as Bobby looked very sad.
"Just be home in time for dinner," Bobbys mother told him.
1 year ago
Little Bobby went into the church and up to the altar. He looked around to see if anyone was there. Bobby bent down and picked up a statue of the Mary. He slipped the statue under his shirt and ran out of the church, down the street, into the house, and up to his room. He shut the door to his room and sat down with a piece of paper and a pen. Bobby began to write his letter to God.
Letter 5
God,
IVE KIDNAPPED YOUR MAMA. IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN, SEND THE BIKE!!!!!!!!!!
Answer: G O D
(personal stationary)
Dear Bobby,
Why don't U go kiss your mother? She loves U very much and wants U to do what is right, just as my mother also wants U to do what is right. Now go and kiss your mother, thank her for loving you & trying to do her best with U. Ask her to forgive U and U know she will. And then come straight back here to finish reading the rest of this letter. Run along now ... I said NOW!
So,
A) Bobby kissed his mother, or
B) Bobby kicked the cat on the way down the stairs and lied to his mother again, without kissing her.
Which do U think happened? Scroll down for each of the answers to see each of these scenarios come to an end.
B) You should have kissed your mother goodbye Bobby. She's having a heart attack right now. Oh, and that cat you kicked is your older brother, who also refused to tell the truth. Have a nice life as a cat in a three-dog & six-kid household!
Bobby wouldn't have done A)
OK, maybe he would have ... eventually ... so here's the scenario "if" he finally kissed his mother:
A) Bobby kissed his mother, hugged her tight & asked her to forgive him. His mother was so shocked and in disbelief she started to have a heart attack. Bobby was crying, "I'll turn my life around! I promise! Please don't take my mother away from me!" Bobby came back upstairs to read the rest of the letter after the ambulance took his mother away.
You should have kissed your mother goodbye. She's having a heart attack right now. Oh, and that cat you kicked (I see everything remember) is your older brother, who also refused to tell the truth. Have a nice life as a cat in a three-dog & six kid household!
I already told U Bobby wouldn't have done A). when will U ever learn? Now go and kiss your mother ... .
Category: Jokes & Riddles
How funny is this..???
little Leroy came into the kitchen where his mother was making
dinner.
His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to
tell his mother what he wanted. "Mom, I want a bike for my birthday."
Little Leroy was a bit of a troublemaker. He had gotten into trouble
at school and at home. Leroys mother asked him if he thought he
deserved to get a bike for his birthday. Little Leroy, of course, thought he did.
Leroys mother, being a Christian woman, wanted Leroy to reflect on his behavior over the last year. "Go to your room, Leroy, and think about how you have behaved this year. Then write a letter to God and tell him why you deserve a bike for your birthday."
Little Leroy stomped up the steps to his room and sat down to write
God a letter.
Letter 1
Dear God:
I have been a very good boy this year and I would like a bike for my birthday. I want a red one.
Your friend,
Leroy
Leroy knew that this wasnt true. He had not been a very good boy
this year, so he tore up the letter and started over.
Letter 2
Dear God:
This is your friend, Leroy. I have been a pretty good boy this year
and I would like a red bike for my birthday. Thank you.
Your friend,
Leroy
Leroy knew that this wasnt true, either. So, he tore up the letter
and started again.
Letter 3
Dear God:
I have been an "OK"! boy this year. I still would really like a red
bike for my birthday.
Leroy
Leroy knew he could not send this letter to God either. So, Leroy
wrote another letter.
Letter 4
God,
I know I havent been a good boy this year. I am very sorry. I will
be a good boy if you just send me a red bike for my birthday.
Please! Thank you,
Leroy
Leroy knew, even if it was true, this letter was not going to get
him a bike. By now, Leroy was very upset. He went downstairs and told his mom that he wanted to go to church.
Leroys mother thought her plan had worked as Leroy looked very sad.
"Just be home in time for dinner," Leroys mother told him.
Leroy walked down the street to the church on the corner. Little
Leroy went into the church and up to the altar. He looked around to see if anyone was there.
Leroy bent down and picked up a statue of the Virgin Mary. He
slipped it under his shirt and ran out of the church, down the street, into the house, and up to his room. He shut the door to his room and sat down with a piece of paper and a pen.
Leroy began to write his letter to God.
Letter 5
God,
IVE GOT YOUR MAMA.
IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN,
SEND THE BIKE.
Signed,
YOU KNOW WHO
Lola:you better read it or else Ill spank your bottom!!
His majesty:I opologize thats not me saying it,its a joke.
Answer: Honey this i great. Well i wrote letter 6 and it says i will get your mother back for you if u send me a GOLDEN ANGEL
love u be safe there. xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
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Letter to God........?
Little Leroy came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner.
His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted.
"Mom, I want a bike for my birthday."
Little Leroy was a bit of a troublemaker. He had gotten into trouble at school and at home.
Leroys mother asked him if he thought he deserved to get a bike for his birthday.
Little Leroy, of course, thought he did.
Leroys mother, being a religious woman, wanted Leroy to reflect on his behavior over the last year.
"Go to your room, Leroy, and think about how you have behaved this year. Then write a letter to God and tell him why you deserve a bike for your birthday."
Little Leroy stomped up the steps to his room and sat down to write God a letter.
Letter #1:
"Dear God,
I have been a very good boy this year and I would like a bike for my birthday. I want a red one.
Your friend, Leroy"
Leroy knew that wasnt true. He had not been a very good boy this year so he tore up the letter and started over.
Letter #2:
"Dear God,
I have been an "OK" boy this year. I still would really like a bike for my birthday.
Leroy"
Leroy knew he could not send this letter to God either. So he wrote a third letter.
Letter #3:
God,
I know I havent been a good boy this year. I am very sorry. I will be a good boy if you just send me a bike for my birthday. Please!
Thank you,
Leroy"
Leroy knew, even if it was true, this letter was not going to get him a bike.
By now Leroy was very upset. He went downstairs and told his mom that he wanted to go to church. Leroys mother thought her plan had worked as Leroy looked very sad.
"Just be home in time for dinner", Leroys mother told him.
Leroy walked down the street to the church on the corner. Little Leroy went into the church and up to the altar. He looked around to see if anyone was there.
Leroy bent down and picked up a statue of the Virgin Mary. He slipped it under his shirt and ran out of the church, down the street, into the house, and up to his room and sat down with a piece of paper and a pen.
Leroy began to write yet another letter to God.
Letter #4:
"God, Ive got your mama. If you want to see her again, send the bike!
Signed,
YOU KNOW WHO"
Answer: May Allah help us.
Category: Jokes & Riddles
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*Letter To God* Star if you like!! Very Funny And An Unexpected Ending!!!?
Little Bobby came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner.His birthday was coming up
and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted.
"Mom, I want a bike for my birthday."
Little Bobby was a bit of a troublemaker. He had gotten into trouble at school and at home.
Bobbys mother asked him if he thought he deserved to get a bike for his birthday.
Little Bobby, of course, thought he did.
Bobbys mother wanted Bobby to reflect on his behavior over the last year. "Go to your room, Bobby, and
think about how you have behaved this year. Then write a letter to God and tell him why you deserve a bike
for your birthday.
" Little Bobby stomped up the steps to his room and sat down to write God a letter.
Letter 1
Dear God,
I have been a very good boy this year and I would like a bike for my birthday. I want a red one.
Your friend,
Bobby
Bobby knew that this wasnt true. He had not been a very good boy this year, so he tore up the
letter and started over.
Letter 2
Dear God,
This is your friend Bobby. I have been a good boy this year and I would like a red bike for my birthday.
Thank you.
Your friend
Bobby
Bobby knew that this wasnt true either. So, he tore up the letter and started again.
Letter 3
Dear God,
I have been an "OK "boy this year. I still would really like a bike for my birthday.
Bobby
Bobby knew he could not send this letter to God either. So, Bobby wrote a fourth letter.
Letter 4
Dear God,
I know I havent been a good boy this year. I am very sorry. I will be a good boy if you just
send me a bike for my birthday. Please!
Thank you,
Bobby
Bobby knew, even if it was true, this letter was not going to get him a bike.
Now, Bobby was very upset. He went downstairs and told his mom that he wanted to go to
church. Bobbys mother thought her plan had worked, as Bobby looked very sad.
"Just be home in time for dinner," Bobbys mother told him.
Bobby walked down the street to the church on the corner. Little Bobby went into the church and
up to the altar. He looked around to see if anyone was there. Bobby bent down and picked up a
statue of the Mary. He slipped the statue under his shirt and ran out of the church, down the
street, into the house, and up to his room. He shut the door to his room and sat down with a piece
of paper and a pen.
Bobby began to write his letter to God.
Letter 5
God,
IVE KIDNAPPED YOUR MAMA. IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN, SEND THE BIKE !!!!!!!!!!
Bobby
Answer: omg!!!! hahahahahahaha
Category: Jokes & Riddles
What special events are being done in the Philippines to celebrate Mama Marys birthday (9/8)?
Is your parish doing anything special?
Answer: Holy Mass and procession I guess.
This morning at school, we prayed the whole rosary and after each mystery, a group of sections will go to Her image and offer flowers, goods and money. Collected goods and money will be used in December, to help the poor.
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could possibly be the cutest joke ever?
Little Bobby came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner.
His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted.
Mom, I want a bike for my birthday.
Little Bobby was a bit of a troublemaker.
He had gotten into trouble at school and at home.
Bobbys mother asked him if he thought he deserved to get a bike for his birthday.
Little Bobby, of course, thought he did.
Bobbys mother wanted Bobby to reflect on his behavior over the last year.
Go to your room, Bobby, and think about how you have behaved this year.
Then write a letter to God and tell him why you deserve a bike for your birthday.
Little Bobby stomped up the steps to his room and sat down to write God a letter.
**************
Letter 1
Dear God,
I have been a very good boy this year and I would like a bike for my birthday.
I want a red one.
Your friend,
Bobby
**************
Bobby knew that this wasnt true. He had not been a very good boy this year,
So he tore up the letter and started over.
**************
Letter 2
Dear God,
This is your friend Bobby. I have been a good boy this year and I would like
A red bike for my birthday. Thank you.
Your friend,
Bobby
**************
Bobby knew that this wasnt true either. So, he tore up the letter and started again.
**************
Letter 3
Dear God,
I have been an OK boy this year. I still would really like a bike for my birthday.
Bobby
**************
Bobby knew he could not send this letter to God either. So, Bobby wrote a fourth letter.
**************
Letter 4
God,
I know I havent been a good boy this year. I am very sorry.
I will be a good boy if you just send me a bike for my birthday.
Please! Thank you,
Bobby
**************
Bobby knew, even if it was true, this letter was not going to get him a bike.
Now, Bobby was very upset. He went downstairs and told his mom that he wanted to go to church.
Bobbys mother thought her plan had worked, as Bobby looked very sad.
Just be home in time for dinner, Bobbys mother told him.
Bobby walked down the street to the church on the corner.
Little Bobby went into the church and up to the altar.
He looked around to see if anyone was there.
Bobby bent down and picked up a statue of the Mary.
He slipped the statue under his shirt and ran out of the church, down the street, into the house, and up to his room.
He shut the door to his room and sat down with a piece of paper and a pen.
Bobby began to write his letter to God.
**************
Letter 5
God,
IVE KIDNAPPED YOUR MAMA. IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN, SEND THE BIKE!!!!!!
Answer: OK. that's adorable!!!!!
Category: Jokes & Riddles
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Have you ever written a letter to God?
"I GOT YOUR MAMA"
Little Carol came into the kitchen where her mother was making
dinner.
Her birthday was coming up and she thought this was a good time
to tell her mother what she wanted. Mom, I want a bike for my
birthday.
Now, Little Carol was a bit of a troublemaker. She had gotten
into trouble at school and at home.. Carols mother asked her if she
thought she deserved to get a bike for her birthday. Little Carol, of
course, thought she did.
Carols mother, being a Christian woman, wanted her to reflect
on her behavior over the last year, and write a letter to God and tell
him why she deserved a bike for her birthday. Little Carol stomped up
the steps to her room and sat down to write God a letter.
________________________________
LETTER 1:
Dear God:
I have been a very good girl this year and I would like a bike
for my birthday. I want a red one. Your friend, Carol
Carol knew this wasnt true. She had not been a very good girl
this year, so she tore up the letter and started over.
________________________________
LETTER 2:
Dear God:
This is your friend Carol. I have been a pretty good girl this
year, and I would like a red bike for my birthday.
Thank you, Carol
Carol knew this wasnt true either. She tore up the letter and
started again.
________________________________
LETTER 3:
Dear God:
I know I havent been a good girl this year. I am very sorry.
I will be a good girl if you just send me a red bike for my birthday.
Thank you, Carol
Carol knew, even if it was true, this letter was not going to
get her a bike. By now, she was very upset. She went downstairs and
told her mother she wanted to go to church. Carols mother thought her
plan had worked because Carol looked very sad.
Just be home in time for dinner, her mother said. Carol walked
down the street to the church and up to the altar. She looked around to
see if anyone was there. She picked up a statue of the Virgin Mary ,
slipped it under her jacket and ran out of the church, down the street,
into her house, and up to her room. She shut the door and sat down and
wrote her letter to God....
________________________________
LETTER 4:
I GOT YOUR MAMA.
IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN, SEND THE BIKE.
Signed, YOU KNOW WHO
Answer: best joke i've heard all day. good clean fun
Category: Jokes & Riddles
little bob?
Confessions of a kid
Little Bobby came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner.
His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted.
"Mom, I want a bike for my birthday." Little Bobby was a bit of a troublemaker.
He had got into trouble at school and at home. Bobbys mother asked him if he thought he deserved to get a bike for his birthday. Little Bobby, of course, thought he did.
Bobbys mother wanted Bobby to reflect on his behavior over the last year.
"Go to your room, Bobby, and think about how you have behaved this year.
Then write a letter to God and tell him why you deserve a bike for your birthday." Little Bobby stomped up the steps to his room and sat down to write God a letter.
Letter 1
Dear God,
I have been a very good boy this year and I would like a bike for my birthday. I want a red one.
Your friend,
Bobby
Bobby knew that this wasnt true. He had not been a very good boy this year, so he tore up the letter and started over.
Letter 2
Dear God,
This is your friend Bobby. I have been a good boy this year and I would like a red bike for my birthday.
Thank you.
Your friend Bobby
Bobby knew that this wasnt true either. So, he tore up the letter and started again.
Letter 3
Dear God,
I have been an "OK "boy this year. I still would really like a bike for my birthday.
Bobby
Bobby knew he could not send this letter to God either. So, Bobby wrote a fourth letter.
Letter 4
God,
I know I havent been a good boy this year. I am very sorry. I will be a
good boy if you just send me a bike for my birthday.
Please!
Thank you,
Bobby
Bobby knew, even if it was true, this letter was not going to get him a bike.
Now, Bobby was very upset. He went downstairs and told his mom that he wanted to go to church. Bobbys mother thought her plan had worked, as Bobby looked very sad.
"Just be home in time for dinner," Bobbys mother told him.
Bobby walked down the street to the church on the corner. Little Bobby went into the church and up to the altar. He looked around to see if anyone was there. Bobby bent down and picked up a statue of the Mary. He slipped the statue under his shirt and ran out of the church, down the street, into the house, and up to his room. He shut the door to his room and sat down with a piece of paper and a pen. Bobby began to write his letter to God.
Letter 5
God,
IVE KIDNAPPED YOUR MAMA. IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN, SEND THE BIKE! !!!!!!!!!
Answer: HAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!!! That's actually pretty good!!!! I like it! Long set-up, but I like it!!!
Category: Jokes & Riddles
Do you think it is CONFESSION TIME??
Little Bobby came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner.
His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted.
Mom, I want a bike for my birthday.
Little Bobby was a bit of a troublemaker.
He had gotten into trouble at school and at home.
Bobbys mother asked him if he thought he deserved to get a bike for his birthday.
Little Bobby, of course, thought he did.
Bobbys mother wanted Bobby to reflect on his behavior over the last year.
Go to your room, Bobby, and think about how you have behaved this year.
Then write a letter to God and tell him why you deserve a bike for your birthday.
Little Bobby stomped up the steps to his room and sat down to write God a letter.
************ **
Letter 1
Dear God,
I have been a very good boy this year and I would like a bike for my birthday.
I want a red one.
Your friend,
Bobby
************ **
Bobby knew that this wasnt true. He had not been a very good boy this year,
So he tore up the letter and started over.
************ **
Letter 2
Dear God,
This is your friend Bobby. I have been a good boy this year and I would like
A red bike for my birthday. Thank you.
Your friend,
Bobby
************ **
Bobby knew that this wasnt true either. So, he tore up the letter and started again.
************ **
Letter 3
Dear God,
I have been an OK boy this year. I still would really like a bike for my birthday.
Bobby
************ **
Bobby knew he could not send this letter to God either. So, Bobby wrote a fourth letter.
************ **
Letter 4
God,
I know I havent been a good boy this year. I am very sorry.
I will be a good boy if you just send me a bike for my birthday.
Please! Thank you,
Bobby
************ **
Bobby knew, even if it was true, this letter was not going to get him a bike.
Now, Bobby was very upset. He went downstairs and told his mom that he wanted to go to church.
Bobbys mother thought her plan had worked, as Bobby looked very sad.
Just be home in time for dinner, Bobbys mother told him.
Bobby walked down the street to the church on the corner.
Little Bobby went into the church and up to the altar.
He looked around to see if anyone was there.
Bobby bent down and picked up a statue of the Mary.
He slipped the statue under his shirt and ran out of the church, down the street, into the house, and up to his room.
He shut the door to his room and sat down with a piece of paper and a pen.
Bobby began to write his letter to God.
************ **
Letter 5
God,
IVE KIDNAPPED YOUR MAMA. IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN, SEND THE BIKE!!!!!!
Answer: LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
So funny hahaha!!
Category: Lebanon
Letter to God .......... really funny....?????
Little Bobby came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner.
His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted.
Mom, I want a bike for my birthday.
Little Bobby was a bit of a troublemaker.
He had gotten into trouble at school and at home.
Bobbys mother asked him if he thought he deserved to get a bike for his birthday.
Little Bobby, of course, thought he did.
Bobbys mother wanted Bobby to reflect on his behavior over the last year.
Go to your room, Bobby, and think about how you have behaved this year.
Then write a letter to God and tell him why you deserve a bike for your birthday.
Little Bobby stomped up the steps to his room and sat down to write God a letter.
************ **
Letter 1
Dear God,
I have been a very good boy this year and I would like a bike for my birthday.
I want a red one.
Your friend,
Bobby
Bobby knew that this wasnt true. He had not been a very good boy this year,
So he tore up the letter and started over.
Letter 2
Dear God,
I have been an OK boy this year. I still would really like a bike for my birthday.
Bobby
Bobby knew he could not send this letter to God either. So, Bobby wrote a third letter.
Letter 3
God,
I know I havent been a good boy this year. I am very sorry.
I will be a good boy if you just send me a bike for my birthday.
Please! Thank you,
Bobby
Bobby knew, even if it was true, this letter was not going to get him a bike.
Now, Bobby was very upset. He went downstairs and told his mom that he wanted to go to church.
Bobbys mother thought her plan had worked, as Bobby looked very sad.
Just be home in time for dinner, Bobbys mother told him.
Bobby walked down the street to the church on the corner.
Little Bobby went into the church and up to the altar.
He looked around to see if anyone was there.
Bobby bent down and picked up a statue of the Mary.
He slipped the statue under his shirt and ran out of the church, down the street, into the house, and up to his room.
He shut the door to his room and sat down with a piece of paper and a pen.
Bobby began to write his letter to God.
Letter 4
God,
IVE KIDNAPPED YOUR MAMA. IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN, SEND THE BIKE!!!!!!
Hey.......similar to abive one more is there, have a look....
very funny and cute letters to god from small kids.......
http://in.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AmeJHdW1_M8c1qfLV_U05KuRHQx.;_ylv=3?qid=20081109031748AAV7spH
Answer: haha, very nice one. Brought a smile on my face. It is not just funny, it is also smeared with the innocence of childhood - makes one always miss the pure and unadulterated little beliefs and thoughts we all had little kids. Thanks to you for bringing back the childhood memories for a minute.
Category: Jokes & Riddles
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Has anyone ever kidnapped your momma?
"I GOT YOUR MAMA"
Little Carol came into the kitchen where her mother was making
dinner.
Her birthday was coming up and she thought this was a good time
to tell her mother what she wanted. Mom, I want a bike for my
birthday.
Now, Little Carol was a bit of a troublemaker. She had gotten
into trouble at school and at home.. Carols mother asked her if she
thought she deserved to get a bike for her birthday. Little Carol, of
course, thought she did.
Carols mother, being a Christian woman, wanted her to reflect
on her behavior over the last year, and write a letter to God and tell
him why she deserved a bike for her birthday. Little Carol stomped up
the steps to her room and sat down to write God a letter.
________________________________
LETTER 1:
Dear God:
I have been a very good girl this year and I would like a bike
for my birthday. I want a red one. Your friend, Carol
Carol knew this wasnt true. She had not been a very good girl
this year, so she tore up the letter and started over.
________________________________
LETTER 2:
Dear God:
This is your friend Carol. I have been a pretty good girl this
year, and I would like a red bike for my birthday.
Thank you, Carol
Carol knew this wasnt true either. She tore up the letter and
started again.
________________________________
LETTER 3:
Dear God:
I know I havent been a good girl this year. I am very sorry.
I will be a good girl if you just send me a red bike for my birthday.
Thank you, Carol
Carol knew, even if it was true, this letter was not going to
get her a bike. By now, she was very upset. She went downstairs and
told her mother she wanted to go to church. Carols mother thought her
plan had worked because Carol looked very sad.
Just be home in time for dinner, her mother said. Carol walked
down the street to the church and up to the altar. She looked around to
see if anyone was there. She picked up a statue of the Virgin Mary ,
slipped it under her jacket and ran out of the church, down the street,
into her house, and up to her room. She shut the door and sat down and
wrote her letter to God....
________________________________
LETTER 4:
I GOT YOUR MAMA.
IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN, SEND THE BIKE.
Signed, YOU KNOW WHO
Answer: WOW! That was Simply Hilarious! Oh my God, I'm still laughing!!!.
Category: Jokes & Riddles
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how is my story so far?
ok im 12 years old and this is what i have so far. PLEASE BE TRUTHFUL......
My name is Mary Brown. I am 12 years of age and this is my journal of the civil war.
June 7th, 1863
Oh joy! Today is my 12th birthday! This morning when I came down the stairs auntie Jane was here and she gave me a blue silk petticoat. Auntie says a fine young lady should have fine underthings. Mama gave me this new journal and two new quills. Methinks they are very pretty-like. My sister Suzanna and mama made a johnnycake with slices of orange in it. Pa and my younger brother Greene even went out and killed a hog so we could have salt pork and mama made me soap with the fat of it. She added crushed flower petals in it to make it smell nice and flowery. Auntie Jane is due a baby any day now. I hope it’s born soon, that is my birthday wish.
Same day around midnight
I wake to the sound of gunfire in the distance. Mama runs into me and Suzanna’s room and tells us that the confederate soldiers are coming to rampage the town. I look into the distance to see orange flickering lights. Mama comes to my side and tells me that they are setting fire to the town. We grab up all of our things and we were about to leave when I remembered the cat. Mama says that she will follow us. I hope she does. We arrive at the neighbor’s home and ask if we could stay the night. Their house is hidden by the trees so they are safe from the soldiers. My best friend Hattie Ellis is here with her family. They are in tears as they tell us that the feds burned down their house. I comfort her as we try to sleep. I hope we are safe.
June 9th
I still shake as I write this. No one was home except for Hattie’s mother, Hattie and me because the rest of the folks were at my home getting supplies. It was around midnight and the soldiers must’ve seen the light from the fire and came and knocked on the door. Mrs. Ellis told us to get under the bed and not make a peep. She grabbed a musket from the wall and opened the door. She politely said “sirs I am going to have to ask you to leave”. As she said this a soldier sneaked in through the window, grabbed her from behind and held a whittling knife to her throat. I didn’t think and jumped up, grabbed a pan and smashed it to his head. He let go but not before getting a bloody gas in his head and screaming bloody murder. The soldiers retreated and marched to the next house. Mrs. Ellis and Hattie ran to me and gave me big hugs and thanked me over and over in between sobs of joy and fear. Mama pa and game in through the door and Greene happily piped “we thought you’d all been kilt.”
June 10th
My birthday wish has come true! Today while auntie was over she said that she had bad pains in her stomach. Mama sent pa and Greene to fetch wood and cotton so we could deliver the baby. They left and we got auntie up onto the delivery bed. We call it the delivery bed because any time one of our relatives has a baby they come to our house and mama and Suzanna deliver the child on that old tuck away bed. This time I got to help deliver! Aunt Jane only pushed six times and out came a baby girl she named River.
Answer: Cool I would read it
I'm eleven
Category: Books & Authors
i got your mama!! (i thought it was funny ^^)?
I GOT YOUR MAMA
Little Carol came into the kitchen where her mother was making
dinner.
Her birthday was coming up and she thought this was a good time to
tell her mother what she wanted. Mom, I want a bike for my
birthday.
Now, Little Carol was a bit of a troublemaker. She had gotten into
trouble at school and at home.. Carols mother asked her if she
thought she deserved to get a bike for her birthday. Little Carol,
of course, thought she did.
Carols mother, being a Christian woman, wanted her to reflect on
her behavior over the last year, and write a letter to God and tell
him why she deserved a bike for her birthday. Little Carol stomped
up the steps to her room and sat down to write God a letter.
LETTER 1:
Dear God:
I have been a very good girl this year and I would like a bike for
my birthday. I want a red one.
Your friend, Carol
Carol knew this wasnt true. She had not been a very good girl
this year, so she tore up the letter an d started over.
LETTER 2:
Dear God:
This is your friend Carol. I have been a pretty good girl this
year, and I would like a red bike for my birthday.
Thank you, Carol
Carol knew this wasnt true either. She tore up the letter and
started again.
LETTER 3:
Dear God:
I know I havent been a good girl this year. I am very
sorry. I will be a good girl if you just send me a red
bike for m y birthday.
Thank you, Carol
Carol knew, even if it was true, this letter was not
going to get her a bike. By now, she was very upset.
She went downstairs and told her mother she wanted to go
to church. Carols mother thought her plan had worked
because Carol looked very sad.
Just be home in time for dinner, her mother said.
Carol walked down the street to the church and up to the
altar. She looked around to see if anyone was there. She
picked up a statue of the Virgin Mary , slipped it under
her jacket and ran out of the church, down the street,
into her house, and up to her room. She shut the door
and sat down and wrote her letter to God.
LETTER 4:
I GOT YOUR MAMA.
IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN, SEND THE BIKE.
Signed, YOU KNOW WHO
Answer: LMFAOOO. XD
Evil but, hilarious xD
Category: Jokes & Riddles
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hows my story so far?
ok so i am 12 years old and this is what i have so far. PLEASE BE HONEST.....
My name is Mary Brown. I am 12 years of age and this is my journal of the civil war.
June 7th, 1863
Oh joy! Today is my 12th birthday! This morning when I came down the stairs auntie Jane was here and she gave me a blue silk petticoat. Auntie says a fine young lady should have fine underthings. Mama gave me this new journal and two new quills. Methinks they are very pretty-like. My sister Suzanna and mama made a johnnycake with slices of orange in it. Pa and my younger brother Greene even went out and killed a hog so we could have salt pork and mama made me soap with the fat of it. She added crushed flower petals in it to make it smell nice and flowery. Auntie Jane is due a baby any day now. I hope it’s born soon, that is my birthday wish.
Same day around midnight
I wake to the sound of gunfire in the distance. Mama runs into me and Suzanna’s room and tells us that the confederate soldiers are coming to rampage the town. I look into the distance to see orange flickering lights. Mama comes to my side and tells me that they are setting fire to the town. We grab up all of our things and we were about to leave when I remembered the cat. Mama says that she will follow us. I hope she does. We arrive at the neighbor’s home and ask if we could stay the night. Their house is hidden by the trees so they are safe from the soldiers. My best friend Hattie Ellis is here with her family. They are in tears as they tell us that the feds burned down their house. I comfort her as we try to sleep. I hope we are safe.
June 8th
I still shake as I write this. No one was home except for Hattie’s mother, Hattie and me because the rest of the folks were at my home getting supplies. It was around midnight and the soldiers must’ve seen the light from the fire and came and knocked on the door. Mrs. Ellis told us to get under the bed and not make a peep. She grabbed a musket from the wall and opened the door. She politely said “sirs I am going to have to ask you to leave”. As she said this a soldier sneaked in through the window, grabbed her from behind and held a whittling knife to her throat. I didn’t think and jumped up, grabbed a pan and smashed it to his head. He let go but not before getting a bloody gash in his head and screaming bloody murder. The soldiers retreated and marched to the next house. Mrs. Ellis and Hattie ran to me and gave me big hugs and thanked me over and over in between sobs of joy and fear. Mama pa and game in through the door and Greene happily piped “we thought you’d all been kilt.”
June 10th
My birthday wish has come true! Today while auntie was over she said that she had bad pains in her stomach. Mama sent pa and Greene to fetch wood and cotton so we could deliver the baby. They left and we got auntie up onto the delivery bed. We call it the delivery bed because any time one of our relatives has a baby they come to our house and mama and Suzanna deliver the child on that old tuck away bed. This time I got to help deliver! Aunt Jane only pushed six times and out came a baby girl she named River.
ok i know this is in the wrong category and i honestly didnt look where it was going
Answer: LOVE IT!!! i hope you turn this into a BOOK... wonderful...
im a writer...
and i know how it feels when people dont even read your question, or post??
haha..
good luck with writting!!
Category: Women's Health
i got some funny stuff for you?
Little Bobby came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner.
His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted.
"Mom, I want a bike for my birthday." Little Bobby was a bit of a
troublemaker. He had gotten into trouble at school and at home. Bobbys mother asked him if he thought he deserved to get a bike for his birthday. Little Bobby, of course, thought he did.
Bobbys mother wanted Bobby to reflect on his behavior over the last
year. "Go to your room, Bobby, and think about how you have behaved this
year.
Then write a letter to God and tell him why you deserve a bike for your
birthday." Little Bobby stomped up the steps to his room and sat down to write God a letter.
Letter 1
Dear God,
I have been a very good boy this year and I would like a bike for my
birthday. I want a red one.
Your friend,
Bobby
Bobby knew that this wasnt true. He had not been a very good boy this year, so he tore up the letter and started over.
Letter 2
Dear God,
This is your friend Bobby. I have been a good boy this year and I would
like a red bike for my birthday.
Thank you.
Your friend Bobby
Bobby knew that this wasnt true either. So, he tore up the letter and
started again.
Letter 3
Dear God,
I have been an "OK "boy this year. I still would really like a bike for
my birthday.
Bobby
Bobby knew he could not send this letter to God either. So, Bobby wrote
a fourth letter.
Letter 4
God,
I know I havent been a good boy this year. I am very sorry. I will be a
good boy if you just send me a bike for my birthday. Please!
Thank you,
Bobby
Bobby knew, even if it was true, this letter was not going to get him a
bike.
Now, Bobby was very upset. He went downstairs and told his mom that he
wanted to go to church. Bobbys mother thought her plan had worked, as
Bobby looked very sad. "Just be home in time for dinner," Bobbys mother
told him.
Bobby walked down the street to the church on the corner. Little Bobby
went into the church and up to the altar. He looked around to see if
anyone was there. Bobby bent down and picked up a statue of the Mary. He
slipped the statue under his shirt and ran out of the church, down the
street, into the house, and up to his room. He shut the door to his room
and sat down with a piece of paper and a pen. Bobby began to write his
letter to God.
.
.
.
.
.
Letter 5
God,
IVE KIDNAPPED YOUR MAMA. IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN, SEND THE
BIKE!!!!!!!!!!
Answer: Good stuff mate you are funny keep them coming your a star ha ha ha
Category: Jokes & Riddles
