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Do 5 times azan prayer(Muslim area)is allowed in Korea?
I heard korean is not prejudice,discriminate like the chinese or western....they have a good relationship with islam..is that true?
Azan is not allowed in singapore,china,india,western country,usa..how about korea?
Azan is the Islamic call to prayer and is called out five times a day summoning Muslims for mandatory prayers (subuh,zuhur,asar,maghrib,isyak).
Azan is not allowed in western country,chinese area/country,india,singapore...they being racist,prejudice and for them azan is noisy...So how about Korea?i heard korea are not prejudice,racist and discriminate the muslim..and they have a good relationship with islam..is that true? do azan is allowed is korea?
Answer: Im sorry i really cant understand this question can you add more detail so i can understand then i will try to find the answer.
Category: Religion & Spirituality
why islam is so misinterpreted nowadays......?
The medieval ecclesiastics, either through ignorance or bigotry, painted Muhammadanism in the darkest colours. They were in fact trained both to hate the man Muhammad and his religion. To them Muhammad was Anti-Christ. I have studied him — the wonderful man, and in my opinion far from being an Anti-Christ he must be called the Saviour of Humanity. I believe that if a man like him were to assume the dictatorship of the modern world he would succeed in solving its problems in a way that would bring it the much-needed peace and happiness.
George Bernard Shaw, as quoted in The Genuine Islam, Singapore, Vol. 1, No. 8, 1936
I wanted to know the best of one who holds today undisputed sway over the hearts of millions of mankind ... I became more than convinced that it was not the sword that won a place for Islam in those days in the scheme of life. It was the rigid simplicity, the utter self-effacement of the Prophet, the scrupulous regard for his pledges, his intense devotion to his friends and followers, his intrepidity, his fearlessness, his absolute trust in God and in his own mission. These and not the sword carried everything before them and surmounted every obstacle. When I closed the 2nd volume (of the prophets biography), I was sorry there was not more for me to read of the great life
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Mahatma Gandhi, speaking on the character of Muhammad in Young India
It was the first religion that preached and practiced democracy; for, in the mosque, when the call for prayer is sounded and worshippers are gathered together, the democracy of Islam is embodied five times a day when the peasant and king kneel side by side and proclaim: God Alone is Great... I have been struck over and over again by this indivisible unity of Islam that makes man instinctively a brother.
Sarojini Naidu, Ideals of Islam, vide Speeches & Writings (1918), p. 169
Answer: Answer: Fox news, plain and simple. America's attempt to control a fast growing religion
Category: Religion & Spirituality
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Singapore Muslim Prayer Times reminder via sms. I created the calendar by using data from MUIS. And I forgot to mentioned in.
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Coment please !?
Teacher: “Where were u born?”
Student: “Singapore, Sir.”
Teacher: “Which part?”
Student: “All of me, Sir.”
*****
A teacher was asking her class: “What is the difference between ‘unlawful’ and ‘illegal’?”
Only one hand shot up.
“Ok, answer, Joan,” said the teacher.
“‘unlawful’ is when u do something the law doesn’t allow and ‘ill-egal’ is a sick eagle… Sir.”
*****
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Maria!
*****
TEACHER: Why are you late, Frank?
FRANK: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
FRANK: The one that says, “School Ahead, Go Slow.”
*****
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables!
*****
TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell “crocodile?”
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L”
TEACHER: No, that’s wrong
GLENN: Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
*****
TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O!!
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it’s H to O!
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Goss, why do you always get so dirty?
GOSS: Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are.
*****
TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with “I”.
MILLIE: I is…
TEACHER: No, Millie… Always say, “I am.”
MILLIE: All right… “I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.”
*****
TEACHER: Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?
TINO: Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time.”
*****
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn’t punish him?”
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
*****
TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don’t have to, my Mom is a good cook.
*****
TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on “My Dog” is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his?
CLYDE: No, teacher, it’s the same dog!
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher.
Answer: Amazing! Star! * Love it!
Category: Jokes & Riddles
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Ramadan Section: What is the most beautiful Masjid you have ever visited.?
What is the most beautiful Masjid you have ever visited.
One time while i was in Singapore. There was this absolutely crazy beautfiul masjid. It was huge too. You could feel its heavyness and its aura just hovering around you, you konw? And in the Musullah (main hall offered for prayer), it was drop dead beautfiul. You look up you have a blue ceiling. Blue in the sense that Space blue. The Bluish, Purplish, Blue-Greenish, Black. With shiny names of 99 names of Allah Just circling around you. All marble on the ceiling. beautiful
http://i.pbase.com/g3/40/582640/2/54743459.02KL30.jpg
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2041/2405993276_bc0da7e553.jpg?v=0
it looks crazy during the nite, inside
National Mosque, Masjid Negara
@Auburn no i was just there for a day. I just did Salat, and walked around the mosque
Answer: im still waiting to go to Mecca
otherwise.. Id say, ive seen different ones.. I havent been to any really large places, but even some tiny roadsite masjids (here in Saudiarabia) can be so beautiful.. Once we were driving and it was prayer time, so my husband stopped off and there was a tiny like 1 room masjid for travelers.. it caught the evening sun coming in at the perfect angle.. it has pretty stained glass windows and it reflected the light so beautiful.. it was all sparkly inside.. and it wasnt nothing but a tiny hall..
Category: Ramadan
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To all my online friends!!!?
As the holidays approach, my heartfelt appreciation goes out to all of you who have taken the time and trouble to send me "forwards" over the past 12 months. Thank you for making me feel safe, secure, blessed, and wealthy.
Extra thanks to whoever sent me the one about rat crap in the glue on envelopes cause I now have to go get a wet towel every time I need to seal an envelope.
Also, I scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason. Because of your concern I no longer drink Coca Cola because it can remove toilet stains.
I no longer drink Pepsi or Dr Pepper since the people who make these products are atheists who refuse to put "Under God" on their cans.
I no longer use Saran wrap in the microwave because it causes cancer.
I no longer check the coin return on pay phones because I could be pricked with a needle infected with AIDS.
I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a water buffalo on a hot day.
I no longer go to shopping malls because someone might drug me with a perfume sample and rob me.
I no longer answer the phone because someone will ask me to dial a number for which I will get a phone bill with calls to Jamaica, Uganda, Singapore, and Uzbekistan.
I no longer eat KFC because their “chickens" are actually horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers.
I no longer have any sneakers -- but that will change once I receive my free replacement pair from Nike.
I no longer have to buy expensive cookies from Neiman Marcus since I now have their recipe.
I no longer worry about my soul because at last count I have 363,214 angels looking out for me.
Thanks to you, I have learned that God only answers my prayers if I forward an e-mail to seven of my friends and make a wish within five minutes.
I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl who is about to die in the hospital (for the 1,387,258th time)
I no longer have any money at all - but that will change once I receive the $15,000 that Microsoft and AOL are sending me for participating in their special email program.
Yes, I want to thank you so much for looking out for me that I will now return the favor!
If you don’t send this e-mail to at least 144,000 people in the next 7 minutes, a large pigeon with a wicked case of diarrhea will land on your head at 5:00 PM (CDT) this afternoon. I know this will occur because it actually happened to a friend of my next-door neighbor’s ex-mother-in-laws second husbands cousin’s beautician.
Answer: Star given!
That is great, thanks!!!
Category: Jokes & Riddles
Say a little prayer for me?
Will you say a little prayer for me? Having trouble with finding a job for the next couple of months till i leave Singapore. Its a really down time. Been trying to keep the faith but cant do it alone anymore. I believe Gods listening. Thank You.
Answer: I'll pray for you Marco. I hope everything works out. Where are you going from Singapore? Good luck and God bless.
Category: Religion & Spirituality
How shoddy are christians?
Whilst in Singapore I was in some hindu temple (because we followed Dan in there to make sure he didnt just go to the pub) and they where having prayer time and they where playing some funky music. The moral of the story is if you are going to talk to yourself why not play some funky music to your self instead of just sitting in the corner and talking quietly to your self like christians do. Say no to vishnu. Say no to jesus.
Answer: Sorry, but I don't sit in a corner to pray. I pray as I walk, eat, drive, and listen to music. Same thing as if I was talking to you next to me. It's a great thing to have a God that is always there for you and will listen to whatever you have to say. Best councilor I've ever had.
Category: Religion & Spirituality
Many soldiers who fought to liberate Asian Pacific Nations in WWII were Christians?
Many soldiers who fought to liberate Asian Pacific Nations in WorldWar II were Christians. It was also a time when Christianity was strong in Europe and America, where prayers would be made before going to war.
So can I safely say that in A WAY, Asia Pacific was liberated by Christians (majority) from the Japanese?
In SINGAPORE, we even have a war memorial commemorating the soldiers who were mainly christians who fought for us ---> http://www.pbase.com/kepha/image/40158673
Like I said,
MOST of the soldiers were christians, not all.
We even have a memorial place for christians who fought for us in Singapore.
Thank you America.
Answer: While I'm sure there were Christians fighting to liberate Pacific nations in WWII, to set up a memorial just to them is to spit on the rest. The Pacific nations you refer to were liberated by nations allied for a common cause. Not Christians. Christians were part of the fighting forces, as were Jews, atheists, agnostics, native Americans with their own gods, and many others. You should be ashamed of yourself. Thank them all or thank none of them.
Category: History
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PRAYER TIMES FOR SINGAPORE. YEAR 2011. 1. JANUARY. Date. Day. Subuh. Syuruk. Zohor. Asar. Maghrib. Isyak. 1/1/2011. Sat. 5 44. 7 07. 1 10. 4 33 ...
Many soldiers who fought to liberate Asian Pacific Nations in WorldWar II were Christians. It was also a time?
Many soldiers who fought to liberate Asian Pacific Nations in WorldWar II were Christians. It was also a time when Christianity was strong in Europe and America, where prayers would be made before going to war.
So can I safely say that in A WAY, Asia Pacific was liberated by Christians (majority) from the Japanese?
In SINGAPORE, we even have a war memorial commemorating the soldiers who were mainly christians who fought for us ---> http://www.pbase.com/kepha/image/4015867...
http://www.pbase.com/kepha/kranji?bcsi_scan_09F03AE3CB5B1BFD=0
use this link. the above link is just so...wrong.
So can I safely say that in A WAY, Asia Pacific was liberated by Christians (majority) from the Japanese?
Answer: My father fought in WW11 and the Korean Conflict. he said he never met an Atheist in a fox hole. God bless him.
Category: Military
All That Good Info........?
Pretty soon, I wont be able to do anything except sit in my chair and read!
I must send my thanks to whoever sent me the one about rat crap in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet towel with every envelope that needs sealing.
Also, now I have to scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason.
I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl (Penny Brown) who is about to die in the hospital for the 1,387,258th time.
I no longer have any money at all, but that will change once I receive the $15,000 that Bill Gates/Microsoft and AOL are sending me for participating in their special e-mail program.
I no longer worry about my soul because I have 363,214 angels looking out for me, and St. Theresas novena has granted my every wish.
I no longer eat KFC because their chickens are actually horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers. I cant enjoy a good Latte from Starbucks anymore because they WOULD NOT send any coffee to that poor Army Sgt who requested it. I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a water buffalo on a hot day.
Thanks to you, I have learned that my prayers only get answered if I forward an email to seven of my friends and make a wish within five minutes.
Because of your concern I no longer drink Coca Cola because it can remove toilet stains.
I no longer can buy gasoline without taking a man along to watch the car so a serial killer wont crawl in my back seat when Im pumping gas.
I no longer drink Pepsi or Dr. Pepper since the people who make these products are atheists who refuse to put "Under God" on their cans.
I no longer use Saran wrap in the microwave because it causes cancer.
And thanks for letting me know I cant boil a cup water in the microwave anymore because it will blow up in my face...disfiguring me for life.
I no longer go to shopping malls because someone will drug me with a perfume sample and rob me.
I no longer shop at Target since they are French and dont support our American troops or the Salvation Army.
I no longer answer the phone because someone will ask me to dial a number for which I will get a phone bill with calls to Jamaica, Uganda, Singapore, and Uzbekistan
I no longer worry about sudden cardiac arrest, since I can now cough myself back to life instead of wasting time calling 911.
I no longer have any sneakers -- but that will change once I receive my free replacement pair from Nike.
I no longer buy expensive cookies from Neiman Marcus since I now have their recipe.
Thanks to you, I cant use anyones toilet but mine because a big brown African spider is lurking under the seat to cause me instant death when it bites my butt.
Thank you too for all the endless advice Andy Rooney has given us. I can live a better life now because hes told us how to fix everything.
And thanks to your great advice, I cant ever pick up $5.00 I dropped in the parking lot because it probably was placed there by a sex molester waiting underneath my car to grab my leg.
If you dont send this e-mail to at least 144,000 people in the next 70 minutes, a large dove with diarrhea will land on your head at 5:00 PM this afternoon and the fleas from 12 camels will infest your back, causing you to grow a hairy hump. I know this will occur because it actually happened to a friend of my next door neighbors ex-mother-in-laws second husbands cousins beautician, who is a lawyer.
Answer: See what you do for me Miranda, I didn't know all that stuff, now I can go on to lead a much better life. That is so much better than just questioning the sabbath thing. I think you covered it all.
Sex molesters are waiting underneath your car?
I knew I was doing something wrong. I thought we were supose to ask a girl out on a date. But we drop 5. on the parking lot and wait for them to pick it up and walla. I just have one problem with that theory. HOw can you rape someone if your under a car?
Isn't that a little ackward. If I don't have 144,000 friends I am going to be a hairy humper? See we need to talk I have a lot of questions about this.
Category: Jokes & Riddles
Any Auspicious place in singapore where prayers are know to be anwered???
My life has come to a stand still...no matter wat i do i am not getting positve results. My hubby have been planning for a family from one yr now....nothings seems to work for us. I am getting depressed. Every month i get my periods and i cry....coz i am not pregnant this time also. I have checked with the doc...the reports are normal.
None of my prayers are being answered.....plz suggest a temple/ shrine in singapore which has a significant power. I just want my prayers to be answered. Plz help. I am under a lot of stress.
Answer: Feel free to come to Novena Church. Many people from all walks of life and religion have come to Mother Mary's shrine and most prayers have been answered. Ask her to intercede for you to our Lord Jesus. He will hear the pleas from His mother. Be faithful, go for 9 consecutive Saturdays. English service hours are 9am, 10am, 11am, (12nn lunch), 1pm, 2pm, 3pm (service in Chinese), 4pm, 5pm, 6pm and 7pm. Only on Saturdays. Service only for 1/2 hour.
If you require more info, please feel free to email me.
God Bless.
;p
Category: Singapore
I can donate one of my kidneys or liver to you?
I am facing in deep financial problem and all m\of my live was so bitter and sad.I really dont know how to get help to support my child as my wife has been died 3 years ago.I am a Singaporean who staying in Singapore now.I can donate one of my liver or kidneys to you if you can offer me a financial gift.I am so worried now and have no choice,thats I want to sell my kidneys.I am sincere for this act.Please let me know if you interested.You cqan email me yeocheong@hotmail.com if you want to find out more!I need a help from God,but God never listen and answer my prayer for a long time.I can be hungry and with no place to stay,but I cant let my child hungry.Please help me in prayer too.Thanks.
Answer: Like I said before, good luck with that.
Category: Religion & Spirituality
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thanks for all your emails?
I just want to thank all of you for your educational emails over the past year.
Thanks to you, I no longer open a public bathroom door without using a paper towel.
I cant use the remote in a hotel room because I dont know what the last person was doing while flipping through the adult movie channels.
I cant sit down on the hotel bedspread because I can only imagine what has happened on it since it was last washed.
I cant enjoy lemon slices in my tea or on my seafood anymore because lemon peels have been found to contain all kinds of nasty germs including feces.
I have trouble shaking hands with someone who has been driving because the number one pass-time while driving alone is picking your nose (Although cell phone usage may be taking the number one spot)
Eating a Little Debbie sends me on a guilt trip because I can only imagine how many gallons of trans fats I have consumed over the years.
I cant touch any womans purse for fear she has placed it on the floor of a public bathroom. Yuck!
I must send my special thanks to whoever sent me the one about poop in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet sponge with every envelope that needs sealing.
Also, now I have to scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason.
I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl (Penny Brown) who is about to die in the hospital for the 1,387,258th time.
I no longer have any money at all, but that will change once I receive the $15,000 that Bill Gates/Microsoft and AOL are sending me for participating in their special e-mail program.
I no longer worry about my soul because I have 363,214 angels looking out for me, and St. Theresas novena has granted my every wish.
I no longer eat KFC because their chickens are actually horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers.
I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a water buffalo on a hot day.
Thanks to you, I have learned that my prayers only get answered if I forward an email to seven of my friends and make a wish within five minutes.
Because of your concern I no longer drink Coca Cola because it can remove toilet stains.
I no longer can buy gasoline without taking someone along to watch the car so a serial killer wont crawl in my back seat when Im pumping gas.
I no longer drink Pepsi or Dr Pepper since the people who make these products are atheists who refuse to put Under God on their cans.
I no longer use Saran wrap in the microwave because it causes cancer.
And thanks for letting me know I cant boil a cup of water in the microwave anymore because it will blow up in my face...disfiguring me for life.
I no longer check the coin return on pay phones because I could be pricked with a needle infected with AIDS.
I no longer go to shopping malls because someone will drug me with a perfume sample and rob me.
I no longer receive packages from UPS or FedEx since they are actually Al Qaeda in disguise.
I no longer shop at Target since they are French and dont support our American troops or the Salvation Army.
I no longer answer the phone because someone will ask me to dial a number for or which I will get a phone bill with calls to Jamaica , Uganda & Singapore and Uzbekistan .
I no longer buy expensive cookies from Neiman Marcus since I now have their recipe.
Thanks to you, I cant use anyones toilet but mine because a big brown African spider is lurking under the seat to cause me instant death when it bites my butt.
And thanks to your great advice, I cant ever pick up $5.00 dropped in the parking lot because it probably was placed there by a sex molester waiting underneath my car to grab my leg.
I can no longer drive my car because I cant buy gas from certain gas companies!
If you dont send this e-mail to at least 144,000 people in the next 70 minutes, a large dove with diarrhea will land on your head at 5:00 PM this afternoon and the fleas from 12 camels will infest your back, causing you to grow a hairy hump. I know this will occur because it actually happened to a friend of my next door neighbors ex-mother-in-laws second husbands cousins beautician...
Have a wonderful day...
Answer: LOLZ...This is soo funny.... i get such kinda forwarded e-mails too and i think they r a riot...
a star is must or else i may die within the next few minutes before reaching the level 3...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Category: Jokes & Riddles
Is this a SUMMARY OF YOUR LAST YEAR ON THE COMPUTER, too?
SUMMARY OF MY LAST YEAR ON THE COMPUTER
I must send my thanks to whoever sent me the one about poop in the glue on
Envelopes because I now have to use a wet towel with every envelope
that Needs sealing.
Also, now I have to scrub the top of every can I open for the same
reason.
I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl (Penny
Brown)
Who is about to die in the hospital for the 1,387,258th time.
I no longer have any money, but that will change once I receive the
$15,000
That Bill Gates/Microsoft and AOL are sending me for participating in
th eir
Special e-mail program.
I no longer worry about my soul because I have 363,214 angels looking
out
For me, and St. Theresas novena has granted my every wish.
I no longer eat KFC because their chickens are actually horrible
mutant
Freaks with no eyes or feathers.
I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a
water Buffalo on a hot day.
Thanks to you, I have learned that my prayers only get answered if I
forward
An email to seven of my friends and make a wish within five minutes.
Because of your concern, I no longer drink Coca Cola because it can
remove Toilet stains.
I no longer can buy gasoline without taking someone along to watch
the car
So a serial killer wont crawl in my back seat when Im pumping gas.
I no longer drink Pepsi or Dr. Pepper since the people who make these
Products are atheists who refuse to put "Under God" on their cans.
I no longer use Saran wrap in the microwave because it causes cancer.
And thanks for letting me know I cant boil a cup of water in the
microwave
Anymore because it will blow up in my face... Disfiguring me for life.
I no longer check the coin return on pay phones or newspaper stands,
because
I could be pricked with a needle infected with AIDS .
I no longer go to shopping malls because someone will drug me with a
perfume Sample and rob me.
I no longer receive packages from UPS or FedEx since they are actually Al
Qaeda in disguise.
I no longer shop at Target since they are French and dont support
our American troops or the Salvation Army.
I no longer answer the phone because someone will ask me to dial a
number
For which I will get a phone bill with calls to Jamaica , Uganda < /st1:country-region>,
Singapore And Uzbekistan
I no longer buy expensive cookies from Neiman Marcus since I now have
their Recipe.
Thanks to you, I cant use anyones toilet but mine because a big
brown
African spider is lurking under the seat to cause me instant death
when it Bites my butt.
And thanks to your great advice, I cant ever pick up $5.00 in a
parking lot
Because it probably was placed there by a sex molester waiting
underneath my Car to grab my leg.
I can no longer drive my car because I cant buy gas from certain gas
Companies!
If you dont send this e-mail to at least 144,000 people in the next
70 Minutes, a large dove with diarrhea will land on your head at 5:00 PM
this Afternoon and the fleas from 12 camels will infest your back, causing
you to Grow a hairy hump. I know this will occur because it actually
happened to a
Friend of my next door neighbors ex-mother-in-laws second husbands
Cousins beautician...
Have a wonderful day....
Oh, by the way.....
A South American scientist from Argentina , after a lengthy study, has
Discovered that people with insufficient brain activity read their
e-mail With their hand on the mouse.
Dont bother taking it off now, its too late
Answer: Is this a SUMMARY OF YOUR LAST YEAR ON THE COMPUTER, too?
SUMMARY OF MY LAST YEAR ON THE COMPUTER
I must send my thanks to whoever sent me the one about poop in the glue on
Envelopes because I now have to use a wet towel with every envelope
that Needs sealing.
Also, now I have to scrub the top of every can I open for the same
reason.
I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl (Penny
Brown)
Who is about to die in the hospital for the 1,387,258th time.
I no longer have any money, but that will change once I receive the
$15,000
That Bill Gates/Microsoft and AOL are sending me for participating in
th eir
Special e-mail program.
I no longer worry about my soul because I have 363,214 angels looking
out
For me, and St. Theresa's novena has granted my every wish.
I no longer eat KFC because their chickens are actually horrible
mutant
Freaks with no eyes or feathers.
I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a
water Buffalo on a hot day.
Thanks to you, I have learned that my prayers only get answered if I
forward
An email to seven of my friends and make a wish within five minutes.
Because of your concern, I no longer drink Coca Cola because it can
remove Toilet stains.
I no longer can buy gasoline without taking someone along to watch
the car
So a serial killer won't crawl in my back seat when I'm pumping gas.
I no longer drink Pepsi or Dr. Pepper since the people who make these
Products are atheists who refuse to put "Under God" on their cans.
I no longer use Saran wrap in the microwave because it causes cancer.
And thanks for letting me know I can't boil a cup of water in the
microwave
Anymore because it will blow up in my face... Disfiguring me for life.
I no longer check the coin return on pay phones or newspaper stands,
because
I could be pricked with a needle infected with AIDS .
I no longer go to shopping malls because someone will drug me with a
perfume Sample and rob me.
I no longer receive packages from UPS or FedEx since they are actually Al
Qaeda in disguise.
I no longer shop at Target since they are French and don't support
our American troops or the Salvation Army.
I no longer answer the phone because someone will ask me to dial a
number
For which I will get a phone bill with calls to Jamaica , Uganda < /st1:country-region>,
Singapore And Uzbekistan
I no longer buy expensive cookies from Neiman Marcus since I now have
their Recipe.
Thanks to you, I can't use anyone's toilet but mine because a big
brown
African spider is lurking under the seat to cause me instant death
when it Bites my butt.
And thanks to your great advice, I can't ever pick up $5.00 in a
parking lot
Because it probably was placed there by a sex molester waiting
underneath my Car to grab my leg.
I can no longer drive my car because I can't buy gas from certain gas
Companies!
If you don't send this e-mail to at least 144,000 people in the next
70 Minutes, a large dove with diarrhea will land on your head at 5:00 PM
this Afternoon and the fleas from 12 camels will infest your back, causing
you to Grow a hairy hump. I know this will occur because it actually
happened to a
Friend of my next door neighbor's ex-mother-in-law's second husband's
Cousin's' beautician...
Have a wonderful day....
Oh, by the way.....
A South American scientist from Argentina , after a lengthy study, has
Discovered that people with insufficient brain activity read their
e-mail With their hand on the mouse.
Don't bother taking it off now, it's too late
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Ramadan Kareem Mubarak 2011: Imsakiah Calendar Singapore Ramadan 2011
Ramadan 2011 Iftar Times for Singapore The Ramadan schedule for Boston, MA is in the time table below. You will find Iftar, Imsak as well as the prayer times for the whole month of Ramadan. Iftar times corresponds to ...
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My thanks to all those who have sent me emails this
past year........
I must send my thanks to whoever sent me the one about
rat **** in the glue on envelopes because I now have
to use a wet towel with every envelope that needs
sealing. also, I now have to scrub the top of every
can I open for the same reason.
I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a
sick girl (Penny Brown); who is about to die in the
hospital for the 1,387,258th time.
Or from the senior bank clerk in Nigeria who wants me
to split $7 million with me for pretending to be a
long lost relative of a customer who died intestate.
I no longer worry about my soul because I have 363,214
angels looking out for me, and St. Theresas novena
has granted my every wish.
I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even though
I smell like a water buffalo on a hot day.
Thanks to you, I have learned that my prayers only get
answered if I forward e-mail to seven of my friends
and make a wish within five minutes.
Because of your concern I no longer drink Coca-Cola
because it can remove toilet stains.
I no longer can buy petrol without taking a man along
to watch the car so a serial killer wont crawl in my
back seat when Im filling up.
I no longer go to shopping malls because someone will
drug me with a perfume sample and rob me.
I no longer answer the phone because someone will ask
me to dial a number for which I will get a phone bill
with calls to Jamaica, Uganda, Singapore and
Uzbekistan .
Thanks to you, I cant use anyones toilet but mine
because a big brown African spider is lurking under
the seat to cause me instant death when it bites my
bum.
And thanks to your great advice, I cant even pick up
the $5.00 I found dropped in the car park because it
probably was placed there by a sex molester waiting
underneath my car to grab my leg.
If you dont send this e-mail to at least 144,000
people in the next 70 minutes, a large dove with
diarrhoea will land on your head at 5:00pm this
afternoon and the fleas from 12 camels will infest
your back, causing you to grow a hairy hump.
I know this will occur because it actually happened to
a friend of my next door neighbours
ex-mother-in-laws second husbands cousins
beautician.
By the way....a South American scientist after a
lengthy study has discovered that people with low IQ
who have infrequent sexual activity always read their
e-mails with their hand on the mouse.
Dont bother taking it off now, its too late.
Answer: That was nothing but WONDERFUL!!!! And yes I read it with my hand on the mouse!!!!!!
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Singapore Muslim prayer times reminder (eng version) | yota.web.id
Singapore Muslim Prayer Times reminder via sms. I created the calendar by using data from MUIS. And I forgot to mentioned in the.
Ramadan, can you guys decide for me? Urgent!?
It is 1.30am Singapore time. I have to wake up at 5.45 am for fajr prayer, go to the gym at 6.30 and be in my office at 8.30am.
Querstion: Shall I stay awake for watching live soccer Confederation Cup between USA & Brazil at 2.30 am OR, shall I call it a day and go to bed?
Answer: ur choice? how serious are u about the match? if you're really serious then watch it, but if it may cause any disruption to getting up for fajr or being late to work, then i suggest you just watch a replay.
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1 Ramadan 2011 Singapore
Imsakiah Calendar Singapore Ramadan 2011. Ramadan 2011 Iftar Times for Singapore. The Ramadan schedule for Boston, MA is in the time table below. You will find Iftar, Imsak as well as the prayer times for the whole month ...